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I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. Really? Tony sighs again, dramatically, and glances over at Clint to look for a reaction. Said Sam. I don't know which one you want.. Sex isn't very important to me. Mmm, neat. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. kind of way. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Tony snorts. We're best buds. He knows Natasha's bristling at 'buds', but he's just tipsy enough to get away with it for now. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." Said Sam. I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. It's been great, guys.. I don't know if that makes me gay or something else.. Hmmm, Tony says before popping a few pieces of colored candy into his mouth. Yeah, wellnever have I ever had to ask someone if we had sex because I couldnt remember. Steve sheepishly said, moving the game along. "DUDE!" 2. They all turned to Nat. Bucky, Nat, and Wanda took shots. They talked, at first playing Twenty One Dares, but Natasha suggested they switch to Never Have I Ever when she got bored of seeing Steve throw people across the room and Tony hadn't let Peter play (apparently the kid had no regard for his own safety). But I was locked in a room so I couldn't get out. And Peter, whose clothes did you steal? Bucky asked. Cindy had already said something, and some people put down their thumb, but he hadn't heard her. #brucebanner "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. It's just bad form. Tony's voice is scratchy from alcohol and sleep, and pre-caffeine muddled, but definitely awake. You can't do that!" Tony, Steve, Bucky, Nat, Clint, and Bruce took a shot. Ayelet was a half-terran, half-Zen-Whoberis, one of the last of her kind. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". Tell your friends about this story - short address https://tthf.me/Xlw4. To absolutely no one's surprise, Tony's really good in bed. Tony purses his lips. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. Clint chuckles, and Tony leans down to kiss him breathless before he can answer. Okay so this guy called Adrian Toomes was going to steal from Mr. Starks jet -the one that was suppose to be moving the stuff to the new tower. "Nope, nuh uh, nothing." The title says it all, just a few random field trip one-shots made by yours truly. I'm gonna be down in the workshop for a while. But it still made him feel uncomfortable, in a foreboding way that he really didnt like. Wade had taught him beforehand how to shoot and it was just so easy for him, like second nature "No big deal.". I haven't been there since I was a kid.. Shuri Weak sauce, man. And then I ran. It's blueberry, his favorite. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. #blackwidow Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Yeah, Clint coincides, because really, half the fun is getting to tell shit you've already done and see who else have done the same. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. Fare thee well, good Banner, Thor slurs, whose Asgardian-ness is even more pronounced now that he's drunk. In the end, he poured out a shot of apple juice and handed it to the pouting teenager. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. What? And of course you didn't have any ulterior motives at all, Bruce says, smiling. Okay, then. "We - we can play you know 'giggles' truth or, or never have I Ever, we could play, with the bell, for - 'even more giggles' - comedic purposes!" Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. There they used the Reality Stone to change one little detail. This is my room.. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Muh?, I'm not gonna send you back into that elevator, Clint says and turns around, slides an arm around Tony's waist and guides him into his apartment. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. His arm comes down to trail across his chest instead. "Oh shut up Buck. It's all right, Tony says and pats his forearm. 374 guests MJ said, her voice unlike he had ever heard, soft and worried and a bit amazed. "We still playing or what? I'm not great at relationships. We have, Clint says. Peed in a suit., Oh, come on, Tony whines. I'm not great at relationships, Clint, Tony murmurs when they pull back for air. #natasharomanoff Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. I'm pretty sure I would've remembered that.. MJ walked in wearing a fancy dress. Drink up, all of whom this may concern, Tony chirrups and takes a long swig. No chickening out, Barton, Tony says as he flops down between Clint and Thor. Tony makes a small, disgruntled noise and rubs his face, except he miscalculates the motion and it turns into more of a slap that swipes across his cheek and into his ear. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. "Never ever have I gotten a speeding ticket," Luke says and every adult including Ava takes a drink. Don't be such a prude, Barton., Clint ignores the fact that Tony doesn't address Natasha like he'd dare. "Tonight we were supposed to go out for a birthday dinner but he forgot and we are going to be late. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. Bruce is still quiet, but he does have a cognac glass in his hands when he sits down beside Steve, a glass containing what looks like Bailey's, or some other kind of creamy liquor. Devi eyes one of the sculptures in the garden theyd agreed to meet in, of three people leaning their heads in towards each other until they sort of meld together. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. Can she rely on everyone she knows to help her get through this? Never have I ever gone to a sex club, Clint said blandly. I mean, ask anyone. Clint chuckled. 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In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. Steve, Bucky, Tony, Peter, and Clint all drank. He knew Sally was lesbian or bi, but with MJ he didn't know. Just saying., Tony's breath ghosts hotly over Clint's cheek. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. He stays like that for another minute, listening to Steve's calm heartbeat against his own chest, before he disentangles, stands up and goes back to his pillows, ruffling Steve's hair on the way. "Experiment went wrong," Shuri says while the others shift around. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Please consider turning it on! You're going to bed.. "Peter!" "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Michelle answered for him. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. And he can't help but be a little impressed, himself Thor he might understand, but the other two? (he was the youngest, and fortunately for him, only had one drink). Clint groans. Go team go. and other people I can't remember right now. What a stupid one! Clint was next "Never have I ever, uhh, kissed a dude? AU of the avengers where they are all in highschool in present time and it will probably not go anywhere but enjoy anyway lol. "Who are you and how did you get past FRIDAY?" Just like she knew they were still dating. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". Okay? Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. You learn stuff about each other.. Bucky-sexual? Clint offers, and hopes it won't make the Captain even more wistful. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. Heh. So does Thor. Yep. Clint nods. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Peter didn't go to Manhattan very often-usually only to visit the Avengers Tower whenever he received an invitation, which wasn't often. "How do I know that?" Hah. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. he said grinning. LOKI BABYSITS PETEY (+ EVERYONE ELSE I GUESS), THE LEVEL RED INTERNS (Slight Spideypool), 5 TIMES PETER HELPED THE AVENGERS (+1 TIME THEY HELPED HIM), LIFE GOES ON WITHOUT THEM [ENDGAME SPOILERS], A GHOST OF THE PAST [+ A/N ANNOUNCEMENT AT THE END], CONFINED TO A WHEELCHAIR (FOR LIKE A FEW WEEKS, CHILL), LET ME FALL (REQUESTED PART TWO) [TRIGGER WARNING], IS THE NEW ARM THAT NOTICEABLE? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. That is until she meets Peter Parker. Peter said slowly, avoiding everyone's eyes and looking down at his empty shot glass instead. Natasha hums in agreement, and Thor looks delighted. Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". He struts, like a fucking rooster, and Clint rolls his eyes. I thought we'd made up.. They start to cuddle, an oddity Clint isn't even aware of until one movie night, when he wakes up long after the movie's done and the others have gone to bed. That doesn't mean I don't judge you, she says easily and cracks her breakfast muffin in two to share with him. Seriously? When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. So if you don't mind?, It takes a couple of seconds before Clint gets the implications so get the hell outta my room and when he does, he whines. You felt someone grab your hand gently. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Yeah, 'cause there were a lot of strings! Tony says, and sounds delighted that Clint gets it even though Clint really doesn't get it. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. Oooh, yes, I like this! Tony says before drinking. Unless you want to tap that, obviously, in which hey, I applaud that. None taken, she says, and Clint can practically feel her preening. Were playing never have I ever!. Natasha was pouring out shots of vodka, a new bottle she had 'found' while away, and Tony was looking around under the bar for a non-alcoholic drink to give to Peter. But he was also spider-man, and he just couldn't help but think of the possible things he could reveal. Bucky wolf whistled. The thought is kind of baffling. We have to hurry or Mr. Stark will be mad at you for being late again." Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. Annnnnd he chews and looks thoughtful, even though they all know it's a bluff. Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. Never Have I Ever Chapter 1, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction A/N: Ok, so this prompt made me incredibly giddy, and it's one I thought of myself :3 this is going to be three parts, and it's going to be absolute teasing filth. You're not even old enough," Dad questions and Ava smiles and just shrugs. They all thought that things were going to be better now. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? guess whos sleeping on the stairs again ???? What the HELL?' "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. He thought that after the rollercoaster of a year that they were chill now. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Never have I ever had a building fall on me" Natasha said. #marvel "Way way way wait. The Avengers were gathered in the common room, ready with bottles of booze for the drinking game of the century. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Tony is still up, working on his tablet in bed, sprawled with his feet poking out from beneath the silky covers. I have not encountered it before., Well, that's my new nickname for you, Tony says with a wide grin. NOAH PARKER AND HIS SUPER BROTHER [+ A/N ABOUT REQUESTS], BROKEN LIGHT BULBS, MIDNIGHT WALKS AND GUNS, PETER'S MOST HATED TEACHER [TRIGGER WARNING], DON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU [HALLOWEEN SPECIAL], QUEENS TEENAGE DETECTIVES: THE UNFORTUNATE ENCORE, HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS [SHORT CHRISTMAS SPECIAL], GAMES, MASKS, AND RECALLS TO THE PAST [REQUESTED PART TWO], BODY SNATCHERS, LOKI, AND TEENAGERS IN SPACE (WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG), "STOP SENDING CHILDREN TO FIGHT YOUR WARS", QUEEN'S TEENAGE DETECTIVES: BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER. Cindy offered to begin, but Michelle interrupted, setting up some rules first. "Never ever have I ever been arrested," Aunt May says and everyone but her takes a drink. It's a great warrior-thing compliment up there, trust me. Clint and Tony (and the team) get drunk, fall into bed together, fall out of it, and fall back in again. It was not a mutual flirtation, and all Ill say is that it was a government official., Well color me surprised, said Tony. Tony hasn't said anything while Natasha and Clint are doing what the rest of the team calls 'that mind-melding thing', but he looks twitchy and excited at Natasha's glare. #spiderman She hasn't bothered with a glass. You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. "Is that true, referee M Jee?" 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Never have I ever ooh, wait, question.. He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. These kids are amazing! Abe was next. He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. A shit-eating grin covered his face. "That is no excuse mister!" Which I'm gonna lie in, whether you're in it or not.. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. You make a country-boy blush.. He looks so goddamn excited it's all Clint can do not to smile at him. Sally and Seymour had claimed the bed, and were laughing about the ugly hotel colors, and how to pronounce 'croissant'. "Who is he? I think I'll join you, doctor, Steve says, before stuttering out not I mean, not in that-, Capsicle, pumpkin, you're good, Tony drawls. "Shit babe sorry." Tony laughs, tells him to shut up, and kisses him. Which is, Clint muses, exactly what he is. "Never have I ever gotten drunk," Uncle Steve says and everyone takes a drink. Well, it was their life, he guessed, so he shouldnt worry about their choices, although it was sometimes very difficult to quench his motherly instincts, as Ned had dubbed them. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. what happened to matthew on dr phil,