Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 178,099 . InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. This content contains affiliate links. Molly Weasleys naked body can turn men to stone AND homosexuality. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. And let me know what you think about the Harry Potter erotica I included on this list. [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. The Carrows were put in charge of all discipline and punishments, which were violent, including beatings and placing students under the Cruciatus Curse. Lily however loved Harry. We Go Way Back: 25 of the Best Historical Fiction Books of the Past 10 Years, The Bestselling Books of the Week, According to All the Lists, New Releases Tuesday: The Best Books Out This Week, 11 of the Best Shnen Manga to Read in 2023. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. Wake up the whole castle, will you? and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. On 7 September, Filch got a tip-off that Harry Potter was sending in a massive order of Dungbombs. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. [33], On Christmas, Albus Dumbledore gave Harry Potter his father's Invisibility Cloak. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. InThe Wolfsbane Effectby Kerichi, Remus is torn between his two loves, Tonks and Sirius. There are so many Drapple fics to choose from, but one of the steamiest isForbidden Fruitby Charlotte Blackwood. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Spend a few pages writing out your plot. [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. [82], When the Death Eaters marched to Hogwarts Castle with Harry Potter's "dead body", Filch stood by Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, and Horace Slughorn with a gloomy expression on his face. Destiny is not written in stone InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. Keep an eye on your inbox. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. [2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. He's thrilled to be going to the only place he considered home. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. He felt perfectly content. Fanfic author JessWithOneEss is out there killing the Romione game. Then, Professor Alastor Moody (actually Barty Crouch Jnr under the Polyjuice Potion) appeared and made them leave, convincing them that no one was there, saving Harry and later giving Harry's things back. . by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. Sexetera, Ad Infinitumby nqdonne is the story for you then. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. Harry Potter is a slut. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. There will be many of both. Sometime in 1989 or 1990, Fred and George let off a Dungbomb and were caught by Filch, who took them to his office and threatened them with his usual unpleasant punishments he always had in mind. 1. If you want more straightforward Remus/Sirius smut,Ten Minutesby KatScratches is the fic for you. Granted they do come to visit, Harry just visits the most. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. That's what fanfiction is about. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. [9] In keeping with his dislike for students and their inevitable tendency to create messes and disorder (which he, as caretaker, would get stuck cleaning up), Filch idolised "the old ways" of discipline and constantly lamented that he was no longer allowed to use corporal punishment. Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. You've been stealing! Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. On occasion, he fruitlessly scrubbed the message with Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, but to no effect. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). Thank you for signing up! I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. Work Search: Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. Mrs Norris, like her master, was infamously bad-tempered with anyone but Filch himself. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Feel free to suggest any pairings/situations you'd like to see, and eventually I'll try to include them (it could take a while). [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. [51] Furthermore, while Snape gave some leniency to students of Slytherin, Filch saw no such mercy with any of the students. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. The only thing that is known is that he respected many of them, and did what they say without question. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. AU. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. [14], Filch usually wore a brown coat,[45] although on special occasions he would wear a mouldy-looking tailcoat[45] or an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs. Frustrated, McGonagall sent him to do something constructive and find Peeves, for the Poltergeist would be helpful against the Death Eaters. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. The full list comprises some four hundred and thirty-seven items, I believe, and can be viewed in Mr Filch's office, if anybody would like to check it.Albus Dumbledore starts his announcements over the Start-of-Term Feast, Before the start of the school term, Filch extended the list of forbidden objects within the school premises so that it included four hundred and thirty-seven items, including Screaming Yo-yos, Fanged Frisbees, and Ever-Bashing Boomerangs. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. Harry Potter was the son and only child of Prince James and Princess Lily. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . [42], Later in the evening of that same day, Sirius Black broke into the Castle and tried to enter Gryffindor Tower; this resulted in the destruction of the Fat Lady's portrait. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. He also asked the Headmaster to let him use the shackles on Jacob's sibling as they were, in his eyes, very rebellious for facing the Cursed Vaults[84], Sniff around, my sweet, they might be lurking in a corner.Filch talking to Mrs Norris, Possibly the only being in Hogwarts that Filch actually liked was his beloved cat, Mrs Norris. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. Strange, but consensual. What are they doing here? As Severus Snape was a very strict and somewhat cruel teacher, Filch respected that and acted a loyal subordinate to him. by Sarah1281. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter Page to Screen: The Complete Filmmaking Journey, LEGO Harry Potter: Building the Magical World, LEGO Harry Potter: Characters of the Magical World, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2, Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald, Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore, Magic Beyond Words: The J.K. Rowling Story, Fantastic Beasts: Cases from the Wizarding World, Creator: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor, Mrs Skower's All-Purpose Magical Mess Remover, "World Exclusive Interview with J K Rowling,", South West News Service interview with JKR, Writing by J. K. Rowling: "The Marauder's Map", Filch's role in the films is much the same as his role in the books, though in the. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . 8. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. The idea of sex has always frightened Neville, but Luna is more than happy to guide the way. This is an implied slash, don't like, don't read! It begins at Hogwarts and stars a grown-up threesome. Harry told Hermione to calm down and tell him what's wrong. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. This isn't going to be everybody's cup of tea. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. [62] Harry Potter helped Dean Thomas mess up the clock in the Clock Tower, Colin Creevey sent the Inquisitorial Squad several rude Howlers in chocolate boxes, and Parvati and Padma Patil poured Babbling Beverage into the school loudspeakers. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. Filch said that this did not make him happy, but the look on his face seemed to say otherwise, but as it was Christmas, Slughorn let Draco stay with no punishment. Harry indulges in a little Christmas cheer (and so does most everyone else). [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. [13], The next school year, Filch was furious when Harry learnt that he was a Squib. Albus always wanted Teddy, but never thought he would be able to have him. Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. [54] Filch was reportedly miserable, as he thought Umbridge was the best thing that ever happened to Hogwarts.[67]. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? Dont worry, however. Non-canon Harry Potter erotica: m/m. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. I cant write that well so dont expect anything amazing!! You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Draco then told Filch that he was trying to gatecrash. Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply, No Archive Warnings Apply, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Underage, Rape/Non-Con, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings (3), Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, wait no there really isn't smut wth did I just write, I think that from being bad at prose I've gone straight to fucking being weird, Fluff will probably creep in because it always does, Book 2: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, except 28 yr olds shouldn't be crushing on 12 yr olds lmao, Juciest Lucius and his magnificent Staff, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter/Gilderoy Lockhart, Hermione Granger and her parents (mentioned), Arthurs Semen has its own name and is somewhat sentient against thots, lucius Malfoy has a magnificent extendable arse. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? It is rumoured that he used to clean the shackles in his office hoping the Headmaster would let him use them on students again one day. It's rather depraved. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro PEEVES! Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next Viewed 411 times . Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Slut Harry spends Christmas at the Burrow. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. He was going to be permitted to bring back the "old punishments" and give students whippings, and she asked the Minister for Magic to sign an order for the expulsion of Peeves, the resident Poltergeist. [15] The one thing that the two absolutely agreed on was a mutual dislike of Harry Potter. Filch found them trying to force their way through the door of the out-of-bounds corridor on the third floor. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. [63], Sometime after the Easter holidays, Fred and George Weasley set off a Portable Swamp on the Fifth Floor Corridor, and left the school in a blaze of glory. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. What is it? Harry asked with so much innocence in his voice that it practically made Lockhart drool. A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! 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